I've Got This Horrible Feeling That I'm

I've Just Got Crap Hair. Although I Inherited A Lot Of Stuff From My Dad, Including Giant Knees, I Didn't Get His Good, Thick Hair. I Got My Mother's Thin, Wispy, Non-event Hair Instead.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I Might Be Needy, Competitive And Desperate But It's Far Better Than Being Wet.

I Have Always Had A Need For Attention But Didn't Plan To Be A Comic.

I Have A Very Solo Career. I Only Write With People That I Really Adore.