I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be

I Love Being An Older Comic Now. It's Like Being An Old Soccer Or An Old Baseball Player. You're In The Hall Of Fame And It's Nice, But You're No Longer That Person In The Limelight On The Spot Doing That Thing.

Even If You've Written Something For Print, I Think It's Good To Try [it] Out On Someone Because It Changes. You Can Think It's Hilarious And They Can Tell You It's Not.

Filming A Pirate Film Is Always Good Fun, With Ships And Indecent Clothing.

I Hate Movies. They're So Boring. So Tedious.

I Think You Often Learn From Failure. Success Just Teaches You How Great You Were, But In Fact It's Knowing What Will Fail That Will Help You To Make The Right Choices.