I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be

Americans Like To Think 'python' Is How English People Really Are. There Is An Element Of Truth To That.

I Get To Be The First Doctor In The Family [because Of The Honorary Degree They're Giving Me].

Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam, I'm A Psychiatrist

Of The Sparkling Wines, The Most Famous Is Perth Pink. This Is A Bottle With A Message In, And The Message Is "beware". This Is Not A Wine For Drinking; This Is A Wine For Laying Down And Avoiding.

I Used To Collect Persian Rugs And Real Estate - You Should Be Able To Walk On And Live In Your Money. I Had To Give Up The Rugs Because I'm Allergic To Mould.