I Don't Invest In The Stock Market,

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Make Me Go In A Corner And Cry By Myself For Hours.

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.

Americans Like To Think 'python' Is How English People Really Are. There Is An Element Of Truth To That.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.

Subversion Is What I Do.