I Don't Invest In The Stock Market,

Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam, I'm A Psychiatrist

People Can Tell The Truth Much More Freely When They're Apparently Lying.

I Used To Have A House In London, But Couldn't Face 20 More Years Of St John's Wood In The Rain.

You Initially Become Funny As A Kid Because You're Looking For Attention And Love. Psychologists Think That's All To Do With Mother Abandonment. I Think John Cleese Has His Depressions, And Terry Gilliam's The Same. All Of Us Together Make One Completely Insane Person.

I Listen To The Audience And Try And Bounce With Them. All Audiences Are Different. But They Are All Homo Sapiens.