I Don't Invest In The Stock Market,

I've Always Found Bad Films More Enjoyable Than Good Ones.

I Like Doing Live Things And Plays. You Can Perfect The Laugh Or Extend The Laugh, You Can Get Them On A Roll. Versus Improv, Which I Hate. Put It All Together. They're More Vignettes. Improv Makes Me Slightly Anxious Because I Feel For Them.

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On Dogs, So I'm Always Paying Out To Animal Charities.