I Don't Invest In The Stock Market,

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.

John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do Anything For Money. So I Offered Him A Pound To Shut Up, And He Took It.

Executives Do Not On The Whole Do Well With Comedy. They Can't Understand It, They Can't Read It, They Can't Spot It.

A Nod's As Good As A Wink To A Blind Bat!

I'm Not Careful With My Money At All These Days. I Buy People A Lot Of Dinners!