I've Got Foundation Jokes, The Ones That

I'm A Comedian Who Happens To Be Latino. What's The Difference? The Difference Is, My Special Will Air On Comedy Central, Not Telemundo.

I Don't Even Have A Clue As To Where To Find A Pregnancy Test. I'm Looking At All The Aisles... They Don't Have One That Says 'oops.

People Think If You Have Money, It'll Fix The Problems, But It Creates Different Ones.

Home In Bed Listening To The Rain Getting Ready To Order A Pizza. Sounds Like A Song Til The Last Part.

I Love Australia. First Of All, Everyone Is So Nice. The People Are Down To Earth, And They Like Having Fun With You.