I Was Not The Popular Kid In

My Girlfriend Knows That If I'm Acting Weird At Home To Go To One Of My Shows To See What's On My Mind.

Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're Like Mini-alcoholics.

Walgreens, Rite Aid, Cvs And Wal-mart Have All Figured Out The Evolution Of Life And They Grabbed All The Products That Are Necessary For A Life. And They Stuck Them In One Aisle And They Put Them In Order According To How You Mess Up... First Thing You're Going To See: Condoms. Next To That: Lubricant. Next To That: Pregnancy Test. Next To That: Pampers. Next To That: Formula. And At The End Of The Aisle They Sell Beer.

That Was The Challenge. How Can You Tell The Story Here And Make Sure It Goes The Same Way On The Other Side Of The World?

Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know Who You Are. Some People Can't Handle Alcohol. The Police Know Who You Are.