I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

The Ford Flex Is A Really, Really Cool Car. You Get Inside And You Have So Much Headroom And It's Really Comfortable To Drive And It's Real Techy Inside. You Look At The Screen And It's Blue And You've Got All Kinds Of Controls. Everything Is Digital.

It's Because You Alienate Half The Room Talking About Sports. Half The Crowd Will Be Against You No Matter What You Say.

You Live By The Cake, You Die By The Cake.

Walgreens, Rite Aid, Cvs And Wal-mart Have All Figured Out The Evolution Of Life And They Grabbed All The Products That Are Necessary For A Life. And They Stuck Them In One Aisle And They Put Them In Order According To How You Mess Up... First Thing You're Going To See: Condoms. Next To That: Lubricant. Next To That: Pregnancy Test. Next To That: Pampers. Next To That: Formula. And At The End Of The Aisle They Sell Beer.

I Just Recently Crossed Over Into Europe. They're Showing My Special Hot And Fluffy In Europe And Selling The Dvd There Too. And They're Doing The Same Thing In Australia And Canada. And I Think The Biggest Part Was I Did The Special In A Predominantly Latino Area, But I Kept The Show Mainstream And Across The Board.