I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

Now People Are Coming Up To Meet Me At My Shows And They're Doing My Bits! One Guy Earlier Was At 7-11 And He Comes Up To Me And Goes "you Want A Falcon?".

If You Aim To Be Big, You Will Be Big. And That's Not A Pun About My Size.

Make Sure You're Doing Impressions Of People That Are Still Relevant, And That Everyone Knows. Red Skelton Impressions Are A Little Outdated.

I Don't Even Have A Clue As To Where To Find A Pregnancy Test. I'm Looking At All The Aisles... They Don't Have One That Says 'oops.

Aside From Producing I Want To Direct But I'm Also Going To Get Back Out On The Road.