I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

Best Advice, Bro: Think Big. Don't Think Small. If You Think Small, Then You're Going To Stay Small. Think (about) The Broad Scope.

I Go On The Road All The Time, But I'm Only Performing For Two Hours A Night, And Then I'll Do A Meet-and-greet, And Then I'll Get A Bite To Eat, Get Drunk, Pass Out, Wake Up The Next Day, Sleeping The Next Day, Sleeping Off The Hangover, And Then I'm In The Next City.

I Started Talking About Things That Everybody Could Relate To. And That's Not To Say I Deserted My Roots, I Just Found A Way To Talk About Things In A Broad Way.

In The Beginning, When I Was Doing My Shows, I Was Incorporating A Lot Of Spanish, Just Trying To Be A Latino Comic Instead Of Just A Comic. Now I Try To Make The Show As Broad As Possible... I Don't Want To Alienate People. I Want To Make It So Everybody Can Follow Along And Everybody Can Relate.

Drama Is Not My Passion. If I Do It, It's For A Check. It's Not What I Want To Do. Comedy's My Thing. Stand Up's My Thing. Everything That Comes From That Is Frosting On The Cake.