I've Done More Than I Thought I

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.

I Worked In Accounting For Two And A Half Years, Realized That Wasn't What I Wanted To Do With The Rest Of My Life, And Decided I Was Just Going To Give Comedy A Try.

I Think There's A Part, Just A Part Of Comedians, That Is Still Childlike.

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.

The First Time I Got Up In Front Of An Audience Was Terror, Abject Terror, Which Continued For Another Four Or Five Years. There Still Is, A Little Bit.