I've Done A Bit Of Latin In

Cos People Think I'm On Drugs And I'm Not. I'm Really Quite... Just A Bit Of Coffee. When I Take Drugs I Start Going, Oh, Would You Like Insurance?

Drama Is A Complete Meal, Vitamins, Proteins, Carbohydrates. It's A Slow Burn Thing. It's Got An Arc. Comedy Is More Like Coke.

Performance Enhancing Drugs Are Banned In The Olympics. Ok, We Can Swing With That. But Performance 'debilitating' Drugs Should Not Be Banned. Smoke A Joint And Win The 100 Metres, Fair Play For You. That's Pretty Good. Unless Someone's Dangling A Mars Bar Off In The Distance.

Spiders Frighten Me. In Response To The Spider Alerts For Australia, Please Can The Australian Government Remove All Spiders From Australia And Blow Them Into Outer Space.

There's A Thing About Trying Too Hard, Which I Think Is In All Forms, Which Is If You Really Try To Do Things Really Well, You Can Get To A Less Good Place Than If You Just Let Go And Let It Fly. Especially In Creativity.