I've Done A Bit Of Latin In

But Puberty Was... Well, Before Puberty, At School, I Didn't Tell Kids I Was A Transvestite 'cause I Thought They Might Kill Me With Sticks, You Know?

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays On Us. So You're Just Noticing Members Of The Sex: "girls Girls, Ooo". Naturally You Want To Look Your Best, And God Says "no! You Will Look The Worst You've Ever Looked In Your Life!"

I'm An Action Transvestite.

Some People Are Widely Read. I'm Thinly Read.

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!