Well, If You Don't Have A Flag,

They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'

Cause Jesus I Do Think Did Exist, And He Was, I Think, A Guy Who Had Interesting Ideas In The Gandhi-type Area, In The Nelson Mandela-type Area, You Know, Relaxed And Groovy; And The Romans Thought, Relaxed And Groovy?! No, No, No, No, No! So They Murdered Him. And Kids Eat Chocolate Eggs, Because Of The Color Of The Chocolate, And The Color Of The... Wood On The Cross. Well, You Tell Me! It's Got Nothing To Do With It, Has It?

I Am Encyclopaedic On World War Ii. My Dad Took Me To D-day Beaches When I Was A Kid. I Was There Four Years Ago - Every Five Years They Have A Remembrance On D-day Beaches And I Would Have Liked To Have Been There And Done My Bit.

Racist People, Interestingly, Are Never As Polite As Smokers. Have You Noticed That? Smokers Always Go, "do You Mind If I Smoke? Oh, You Do? Okay, I'll Go Outside And Have A Cigarette."

I Don't Believe That Competitions Are Important.