I've Discovered A New Video Game Called

You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead

I Became Part Of A Little Study Group In Community College And Started Caring About Strangers. It Gave Me Insight Into What An Asshole I Was. I Saw That I Had Only Lived Half Of A Life.

I Don't Think It's Going To Be Possible For The Next Generation Of Writers To Tell Stories Without Telling Stories About Telling Stories.

I Really Like Performing For People.

I'm From Wisconsin So I Always Feel A Little Nauseous About Begging And Trying To Trick People Into Liking Me.