Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, Don't

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, Don't Put Pressure On Yourself, Life Is Just A Chain Of Experiments And Results, And You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead.

Pretty Sad. Pretty Lonely. But That's How I Prefer It? I Quess? I Guess. It's A Good Guess. It's The Best Quess Ever.

There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World. There Are The People That Will Have You Think That There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World, And There Are The 'good; People. There Is No Good, There Is No Evil, There Is Just A War Going On Between The People That Want You To Think There's A War Going On And The People That Know There Doesn't Have To Be One.

Storytelling Comes Naturally To Humans, But Since We Live In An Unnatural World, We Sometimes Need A Little Help Doing What We'd Naturally Do.