I've Chosen To Stay In A Jolly

I Don't Know What The Future Holds, But I Have To Be Confident About It. It's Just The Way I Am.

That's The Weird Thing About Not Being Married - You Can't Get Regular Kissing; You Can't Be Guaranteed Of It, And That's A Great Shame.

In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy Old Bag.

Funny How Women Are Ashamed Of Their Inner Fairy Whereas Men Are Forever Proudly Displaying Their Inner Cowboy Or Fireman

I'm Known Among My Friends For Saying Things I Probably Shouldn't Sometimes, But I Have To Get Things Out In The Air.