I've Been In Training For Stardom.

I Can't Build Myself By Beating Somebody Down.

I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not A Clown.

Suffering Is A Good Teacher. It Keeps You In Its Grip Until You've Learned Your Lesson.

If I Can Tell Someone A Story That Makes Them Bend Over And Laugh, That's Bigger Than Anything Else.

The Success Of My Comedy Has Been Not Being Afraid To Touch On Subject Matters Or Issues That Everyone Else Is Politically Scared Of.