Fear Is Not One Of My Attributes.

America...do Not Touch My Tv, My Dvd, My Stereo, My Dual-deck Vcr. Do Not Touch My Old School, My New School, My Slow Jams, My Party Jams, My Happy Rap, And You Better Not Touch...my James Brown.

You Know You Poor When You Eatin' Breakfast Food Late. You Fryin' Toast? At Nine O'clock At Night? With Bacon? You're Broke.

I Love My Daughter, But There's A Certain Feeling, A Certain Emotion When You Got A Granddaughter, You Know?

I Don't Have No Story. Everybody Wants This Hollywood Story, But The World Don't Owe You Nothing, Man. It's What You Owe The World.

I'm Not Ashamed To Tell The Truth About What Happened In My Family. I Think That's What Makes My Comedy Different.