If I Can Tell Someone A Story

I'm So Black, I Leave Fingerprints On Coal.

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.

America...do Not Touch My Tv, My Dvd, My Stereo, My Dual-deck Vcr. Do Not Touch My Old School, My New School, My Slow Jams, My Party Jams, My Happy Rap, And You Better Not Touch...my James Brown.

Suffering Is A Good Teacher. It Keeps You In Its Grip Until You've Learned Your Lesson.

I Learned Hard Lessons In Life; I Had To Because I Had So Much Happen: My Mother Died My Sophomore Year In High School. The Next Year, Same Day, My Brother Dropped Dead. Two Years After That, I Got Married Because My Girlfriend Got Pregnant. The Year After My Wedding, My Father - Who I Had Only Recently Met - Died.