I've Been Held Responsible For Taxes I

I'm Twice As Old, But I Feel Good.

I Used To Play One Job And Have 125 Pair Of Shoes On The Floor. What Was I Doing? I Couldn't Wear But One Pair.

I'm Not Going To Be Joining Zz Top. You Know They Can't Play My Stuff. It's Too Complicated.

I Don't Know Karate, But I Know Ka-razy!

Money Won't Change You, But Time Will Take You Out.