The White Horse Of Heroin Will Ride

I Don't Know Karate, But I Know Ka-razy!

When I'm On Stage, I'm Trying To Do One Thing: Bring People Joy.

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

I'm Kidding About Having Only A Few Dollars. I Might Have A Few Dollars More.

The One Thing That Can Solve Most Of Our Problems Is Dancing.