Complete Garbage. It's Like Garden State, But

I'm Not Gay, But I'm Still The Kind Of Guy Where, Even Though You Have No Chance, They Still Want To Hang Around Me So You Can Get A Good Mental Image And Jerk Off To Me Later.

I Know Every Politician Spins The Truth A Little.

I Like To Think Of Myself As The Chris Benoit Of The Movie Industry, Capable Of Taking Any Picture And Carrying It To Box-office Success. Take Garden State, Without Me That Would Have Just Been Two Hours Of Portman Doging.

The Best Way To Travel Abroad Is To Live With The Locals.

That Hugh Laurie Show Is Nothing But Scrubs Fan Fiction.