I've Always Liked The Fact That I

When I First Started Wearing Wigs, I Didn't Know You Had To Anchor Them Down With Bobby Pins. I Walked Out During A Windy Day And My Wig Blew Off And Got Stuck To A Branch. I Was Walking While My Wig Was Hanging! If That's Not The Most Embarrassing Thing... But You Have To Use Bobby Pins.

I Love 'the View,' So When You're Living The Dream, It's Not Work.

When I Planned My Wedding The First Time, My Ex-husband And I, We Were Both Struggling Comics. I Had A Tv Show That Had Gotten Cancelled. Basically, I Rented A Wedding Gown; The Reception Hall Smelled Like Feet.

I Think It's Harder To Forgive Ourselves For Mistakes That We Made Because We Keep Dwelling On It. We Want To Know How It Affects Other People, If They Liked Us For It, If They Didn't Like Us. I Think We Stress Over It, We Replay It In Our Mind. It Becomes An Old Tape That Years Later We Continue To Play It In Our Mind.

I've Always Liked The Fact That I Could Make People Laugh At Crazy Stuff That Has Happened To Me. If It Makes You Feel Better At Me Falling Down The Stairs...then I'm Going To Do It.