I've Always Known I Was Adopted.

I'm Very Self-conscious Having My Picture Taken, So I Clown Around. My Driver's License Photo Looks Like A Blonde Elvis.

I Always Felt My Emancipation Into Truly Being A Grown-up Was When I Had To Figure Out How To Fold Up A King-size Fitted Bottom Sheet On My Own.

My Cat, Kevin, Has Adorable Habits - He Waits For Me While I'm Showering Because He Loves To Have His Face Washed When I'm Done. And He Also Knows I Keep Treats For Him Beside The Bed; He Loves His Treat At Night Before He Goes To Sleep - You Know, Like All Men!

When I Was 8, My Favorite Toy Was A Stapler. My Brother Was Afraid Of Me.

If You Live In A Small Space, You Should Do The Things That Make It Feel Luxurious.