I Can Feel The Knee Or The

I'm Very Self-conscious Having My Picture Taken, So I Clown Around. My Driver's License Photo Looks Like A Blonde Elvis.

I Feel Like 'csi: Miami' Was Just A License To Do All Sorts Of Horrible Things That I'd Always Wanted To Do.

It's Not A Bad Idea To Be Single, So I Can Concentrate On My Job.

I Always Felt My Emancipation Into Truly Being A Grown-up Was When I Had To Figure Out How To Fold Up A King-size Fitted Bottom Sheet On My Own.

As Comfortable As I Was With My Adoption, The Nature-versus-nurture Question Has Been A Big One For Me. I Adore My Parents, But I Always Wondered If I Would Feel A Different Kind Of Love-not More Or Less, Just Different-for Someone Who Was Biologically Related.