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I Hate The Word 'sneering', I Can't Help The Way My Face Looks.

I Find It Odd That People Take Me Seriously.

It's Stupid To Have A Simple-minded View.

[cycling] Is Easily The Quickest Way Around Central London, Faster Than Bus, Tube Or Taxi. You Can Predict Precisely How Long Every Journey Will Take, Regardless Of Traffic Jams, Tube Strikes Or Leaves On The Line. It Provides Excellent Exercise. It Does Not Pollute The Atmosphere. It Does Not Clog Up The Streets.

Sharing Holiday Snaps On Social Media Is An Act Of Arrogant Vanity.