It Seems To Me That The Way

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.

I've Spent My Whole Life Being Told I Have A Face Like A Horse. You Are Just What You Are, Aren't You?

At Work People Are Expected To Be At The Beck And Call Of Employers All The Time. You Have Blackberries And Other Things, And They Just Don't Leave You Alone. People Have Less Time Just To Drop Into An Art Gallery.

At Last Someone Takes Me Seriously.

The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But Its The Second Mouse That Gets The Cheese.