I've Always Been Very Self-motivated.

Critics Like Elvis Costello Because Critics Are Like Elvis Costello.

If You Want To Split A Bottle With A Friend, Then Sammy Hagar Is Your Guy. If You Want To Split Your Friend With A Bottle Than Give Me A Call.

I Don't Get All The Women That I Want... I Get All The Women That Want Me.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness, But It Can Buy You A Yacht Big Enough To Pull Up Right Alongside It.

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Front Of An Oncoming Train.