I've Always Been Very Self-motivated.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness, But It Can Buy You A Yacht Big Enough To Pull Up Right Alongside It.

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

My Visions And Fantasies Are Pretty Standard. The Only Difference Is I Got To Do It, While Most Of Us Haven't. Beyond That, I'm A Pretty Standard Guy. Give Me A Gal With A Sense Of Humor, Acidic Wit, Who's Read A Few Books And Has A Body Like A Swedish Speed Skater, And I'm Quite Content.

Being A Rock Star Is Being A Rock Star, I Don't Need To Go Into The Details. What Would You Do If You Were A Rock Star?

A Song Without A Hook Is Like A Train Without Rails. It Skitters All Over The Place, Bangs Into Everything. Boom! Crash! There Goes Grand Central Station. Crushed By A Train.