It's Your Life, Live It Your Way.

I'm Winnie The Pooh - That's As Sexy As I Am. I Meet Ladies And They Talk About Their Family And I Talk About My Family. It's About As Sexy As A Bag Of Brussel Sprouts.

Before Michael Caine You Had To Have Been In The Raf To Be An Actor.

What Would I Have Done If I Wasn't An Actor? Probably Rob Banks.

Most Dictators Were Short, Fat, Middle-aged And Hairless. Besides Danny Devito, There's Only Me To Play Them.

Actors Are Just Entertainers, Even The Serious Ones. That's All An Actor Is. He's Like A Serious Bruce Forsyth.