It's Your Life, Live It Your Way.

I'm Winnie The Pooh - That's As Sexy As I Am. I Meet Ladies And They Talk About Their Family And I Talk About My Family. It's About As Sexy As A Bag Of Brussel Sprouts.

Most Dictators Were Short, Fat, Middle-aged And Hairless. Besides Danny Devito, There's Only Me To Play Them.

I Realised One Day That Men Are Emotional Cripples. We Cant Express Ourselves Emotionally, We Can Only Do It With Anger And Humour. Emotional Stability And Expression Comes From Women.

What Would I Have Done If I Wasn't An Actor? Probably Rob Banks.

If You Are Going To Do A Film Properly You Have To Give Yourself Completely To It.