I'm Winnie The Pooh - That's As

Most Dictators Were Short, Fat, Middle-aged And Hairless. Besides Danny Devito, There's Only Me To Play Them.

I'm Winnie The Pooh - That's As Sexy As I Am. I Meet Ladies And They Talk About Their Family And I Talk About My Family. It's About As Sexy As A Bag Of Brussel Sprouts.

I Realised One Day That Men Are Emotional Cripples. We Cant Express Ourselves Emotionally, We Can Only Do It With Anger And Humour. Emotional Stability And Expression Comes From Women.

Acting Is The Best Job In The World. Look At The Way They Treat You When You Turn Up For Work. They Give You Breakfast And A Cup Of Tea And Ask, 'are You All Right' They Tart Up Your Face, You Say Somebody Else's Words, Then Pick Up Your Check And Go Home. And You Get Days Off. I Tell You, It Really Is The Way To Live.

I've Watched Films And Even Forgotten I'm In Them.