It's Worth Turning Up To An Awards

It Is More Interesting To Be Compared To Someone Famous, Because It Lets You Gauge What Perceptions People Have About Your Appearance.

The Real Change That Paintings Undergo Is In The Perceptions Of The Viewer.

My Eyebrows Could Do With A Trim.

Reading The Play At Home, However Fulfilling, Can Never Be The Vivacious Experience That Shakespeare Intended.

I See My Large Nose, Like Half An Avocado. I Broke It Falling Downstairs When I Was Six, And It Now Resembles A Large Blob Of Play-dough.