I Find It Hilarious That There Are

It Is More Interesting To Be Compared To Someone Famous, Because It Lets You Gauge What Perceptions People Have About Your Appearance.

The Moon Puts On An Elegant Show, Different Every Time In Shape, Colour And Nuance.

It Was Julie Burchill Who Decreed That, Beyond A Certain Age, A Man Should Not Be Seen In A Leather Jacket.

My Sister-in-law Believes That Few Narratives Are So Tightly Constructed That You Can't Skip Boring Bits And Still Keep Abreast Of What's Going On.

I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into Someone I Know On The Tube.