It's Two Days Until Tax Time. I

They Figured Out A Way To Control That Hamburger Disease. You Dip The Hamburger Into The Scalding Hot Coffee Before Eating.

Here In New York City You Can Now Walk Around Smoking Weed And All They Will Do If They See You Is Write You A Ticket. Unfortunately, The Ticket Will Be To A Jets Game.

Childhood. I Wish I Had Something To Complain About.

The World's Oldest Woman Passed Away At 116. They Keep Dying. I Think That Title May Be Cursed.

There Just Isn't Enough Televised Chess