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People Are So Busy Dreaming The American Dream, Fantasizing About What They Could Be Or Have A Right To Be, That They're All Asleep At The Switch. Consequently We Are Living In The Age Of Human Error.

Writers Who Have Nothing To Say Always Strain For Metaphors To Say It In.

Real Feminism Is Spinsterhood.

We Worship Education But Hate Learning.

The Copyeditor I Drew Was A Brachycephalic, Web-footed Cretin Who Should Have Been In An Institution Learning How To Make Brooms.