Familiarity Breeds Democracry.

Let's Bring Back Grandmothers! A Real Family Consists Of Three Generations. It's Time Americans Stopped Worrying About Interference And Being A Burden On The Children And Regrouped Under One Roof.

The Apologizer Bunny Keeps Going And Going And Going.

The More Immoral We Become In Big Ways, The More Puritanical We Become In Little Ways.

The American Woman's Concept Of Marriage Is A Clearly Etched Picture Of Something Uninflated On The Floor. A Sleeping-bag Withoutair, A Beanbag Without Beans, A Padded Bra Without Pads. To Work On It, You Start Pumping--what The Magazines Call "breathing Life Into Your Marriage." Do Enough Of This And The Marriage Becomes A Kind Of Banquo's Ghost, A Quasi-living Entity.

The Vitamin Has Been Reified. A Chemical Intangible Originally Defined As A Unit Of Nutritive Value, It Was Long Ago Reified Into A Pill. Now It Is A Pill; No One Except A Few Precise Scientists Define It As Anything Else. Once The Vitamin Became A Pill, It Became Real According To The Precepts Of American Cartesianism: I Swallow It, Therefore It Is.