It's So Obvious The Weather Channel Is

I Saw This College Team Bowling Championship. Each Team Had Their Own Coach. What Kind Of Strategy Advice Is A Bowling Coach Giving? "you Know What? This Time Timmy, I Want You To Knock Down All The Pins." "you Sure?" "trust Me. Just Do It Son!"

You Ever Read A Book That Changed Your Life? Me Neither.

I Feel Guilty If I'm Not Reading Books, But I Read Scripts Of Movies Or Things That I Know I'm Committed To That I'm Going To Do The Project. I Tell Myself, "i'm Going To Read This Script Like Six Times," And I Only Read It The Initial Time.

I Always Imagine That If I Met Dr. Seuss, He Would Be Very Similar To Crispin Glover.

There's Something About Being A Parent That Has, I Think, Made Me A Better Comedian.