It's Painful For Me To Watch Someone

I Think That One Of The Reasons Why People Look Towards The End Of Humanity Is That People Are Afraid To Die Alone. If You Die Alone, The People You Love Will Miss You, Or If They Die, You Miss Them - The Sorrow Is Inevitable. When You Truly Love Someone, The Thought Of Losing Them Forever Is Horrible.

If You're Dumb Enough To Do Crack, You're Supposed To Die. It's Evolution.

I Wouldn't Totally Rule Out Doing Letterman Or The Tonight Show If I Had A Set That I Just Happened To Write That I Thought Was Funny But Was Still Appropriate For Network Censors. But I'm Not Going To Go Out Of My Way.

I Don't Know Much About The Music Business, But For Just General Advice For Someone Trying To Create Things, As Simple As This Sounds, I Think The Best Thing You Can Do Is Constantly Try To Improve Upon Your Work. Always Focus On That First And Foremost, And Leave Everything Else (marketing, Image) Completely Secondary. Obviously, Easier Said Than Done When You're Trying To Make A Living, But If You Can Move Along Those Lines And Earnestly Try To Make Things That You Really Enjoy It Can Only Benefit You In The Long Run.

I'm A Nightclub Comic. That's What I Do. I Work In The Clubs Uncensored Because My Mind Is Uncensored, And Those Are The Thoughts That I Have. I Do The Kind Of Comedy That I Would Enjoy Seeing.