It's Painful, But We Can't Heal Ourselves

George Carlin Is Brilliant With Words, And Johnny Winters Is Very Creative. It's Taking Something Common And Drawing Out The Humor, Being Clever With Words.

Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But Somebody Has To Be First.

You Can't Compete With Walmart. But You Can Have Smaller Businesses That Are Successful.

It Is A Point Of Pride For The American Male To Keep The Same Size Jockey Shorts For His Entire Life.

I'm Not Going Out And Hitting A 95-mph Fastball Where I Can't See The Stitches. I'm Not On A Professional Football Team Looking To Tackle A Fullback Who Is Built Like Solid Wood. I'm A Thinking Person, And I've Been Blessed With The Ability To See Some Things And Talk About Them In A Way That Registers In A Humorous And Funny Way.