It's Okay To Be A Fat Man.

I Don't Even Like To Be Naked In Front Of Myself!

Handsome, Thin, Sophisticated Men Often Fall Madly In Love With Larger Women, We Just Never See It On Tv.

Nobody Else Knew What To Do With Me Because Big Women Are Old

It's Important To Me That I Look Good On Television Because, Let's Face It, I'm Single, And You Want Somebody To Watch The Show And Fall In Love With You

I Hate Overweight, Because It Implies That There's A Weight Standard I Should Be Adhering To