It's Okay To Be A Fat Man.

Self-acceptance Begets Acceptance From Others, Which Begets Even Deeper, More Genuine Self-acceptance. It Can Be Done. But No One Is Going To Bestow It On You. It Is A Gift Only You Can Give Yourself.

The Universe Is Like A Pension Plan. It Will Match Your Investment.

I Can Either Cross The Street, Or I Can Keep Waiting For Another Few Years Of Green Lights To Go By.

It's Important To Me That I Look Good On Television Because, Let's Face It, I'm Single, And You Want Somebody To Watch The Show And Fall In Love With You

I Don't Even Like To Be Naked In Front Of Myself!