It's Okay To Be A Fat Man.

I Can Either Cross The Street, Or I Can Keep Waiting For Another Few Years Of Green Lights To Go By.

It's Important To Me That I Look Good On Television Because, Let's Face It, I'm Single, And You Want Somebody To Watch The Show And Fall In Love With You

So To Me, Fat Just Seems To Be Right To The Point And The Most Descriptive Way To Say It.

Waiting, Waiting, Waiting. All My Life, I've Been Waiting For My Life To Begin, As If Somehow My Life Was Ahead Of Me, And That Someday I Would Arrive At It.

The Character I Play Is A Wonderful Compilation Of Things I Hate About Myself And Things I Love About Myself And Things That I've Invented To Make Her Even More Interesting Than Me.