The Universe Is Like A Pension Plan.

Parents Know How To Push Your Buttons Because, Hey, They Sewed Them On

I Have Lived My Life In A Culture That Hates Fat People.

In My Fantasies, I Always Wanted To Play The Ingenue, But In Reality, In My Bones, I Am So Used To Playing The Grandmother That I Don't Feel Safe Or Even Sure That I Can Do It

For A Long Time, I Really Struggled With The Idea Of Being An Actor Because I Really Felt That I Should Be In The Peace Corps.

So Instead Of Beating Myself Up For Being Fat, I Think It's A Miracle That I Laugh Every Day And Walk Through My Life With Pride, Because Our Culture Is Unrelenting When It Comes To Large People.