The Universe Is Like A Pension Plan.

Handsome, Thin, Sophisticated Men Often Fall Madly In Love With Larger Women, We Just Never See It On Tv.

Waiting, Waiting, Waiting. All My Life, I've Been Waiting For My Life To Begin, As If Somehow My Life Was Ahead Of Me, And That Someday I Would Arrive At It.

I've Always Thought Of Fat As Just A Descriptive Word

It's Okay To Be A Fat Man. It's Prestige And Power And All Of That. But Fat Women Are Seen As Just Lazy And Stupid And Having No Self-control.

Nobody Else Knew What To Do With Me Because Big Women Are Old