The Universe Is Like A Pension Plan.

I Was Scared, Because I Knew That In The Political Arena, You Have To Satisfy So Many Different Types Of People At Once, And I Wasn't Sure That I Could Speak For Everybody And Be Politically Correct.

Nobody Else Knew What To Do With Me Because Big Women Are Old

Fashion Has Always Been A Little Slow In Accommodating Large Women. ... We're Not Asking For Philanthropy Here. Wake Up, We're Fat, We Like Nice Clothes, And We've Got Cash.

Parents Know How To Push Your Buttons Because, Hey, They Sewed Them On

One Of My Earliest Memories Is Of My Father Carrying Me In One Arm With A Picket Sign In The Other.