The Universe Is Like A Pension Plan.

It's Important To Me That I Look Good On Television Because, Let's Face It, I'm Single, And You Want Somebody To Watch The Show And Fall In Love With You

You Can Either Destroy Your Spirit Or You Can Accept And Love Yourself Just The Way You Are.

One Of My Earliest Memories Is Of My Father Carrying Me In One Arm With A Picket Sign In The Other.

People In This Country Haven't Stopped Hating Fat People, But They've Become More Kind To Me, Since In Our Culture, Even Though We Hate Our Fat People, We Love Our Celebrities Even More.

So To Me, Fat Just Seems To Be Right To The Point And The Most Descriptive Way To Say It.