It's Not That I Don't Have Kids

Hopefully People Are Upset For The Reason I Want Them To Be Upset. Even When I Was Doing Open Mics, I've Always Had People Upset. I've Never Been The Consummate Crowd-pleaser.

I Have Always Tried To Use Humor To "help Ever" And "hurt Never," For I Find That To Laugh Is Like Swallowing A Secret That Santa Claus Farted.

I Think It Was There Before, But - Because Of Social Media, Too - There Are These People Who Fancy Themselves As Tolerant, And Don't See The Hypocrisy And Double Standard Of How They're Not Tolerant At All, And They're Just Strident And They Don't Listen. There's No Dialogue Anymore. That's Maybe, Truly, The Worst Part Of Trump's Legacy Is Just People Yelling At Each Other.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Is One Of The Funniest Shows On Tv And I Was A Little Intimidated Working With Those Guys 'cause You're In A Sound Booth By Yourself And They're All In A Room In Atlanta.

I've Gotten "condescending" A Million Times, And That's Not Good.