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There's The Disingenuous Duplicitousness, But You Can Apply That To Every Politician, Really.

Hopefully People Will Be Reinventing Comedy Forever And Ever. This Is Just What I Do, And It's A Type Of Comedy.

High Times Magazine Is A Notch Intellectually Below Highlights For Children. I Mean, They're Both Great To Read When You're Baked, But Come On, Ya Know.

You Cannot Win A War On Terrorism. It's Like Having A War On Jealousy.

In My Political Philosophy - Which Is Definitely More Socialist Democrat Than Centrist Politician Like Hillary Clinton - I Think Regulation For Banks And Those Platforms That Bernie Sanders Had Are Good For The Whole Of America.