It's Not Over Until It's Over.

50% Of All Married People Are Women

80 Percent Of The Balls That Don't Reach The Hole, Don't Go In.

Why Buy Good Luggage? You Only Use It When You Travel.

On Why He No Longer Went To Ruggeri's, A St. Louis Restaurant: "nobody Goes There Anymore Because It's Too Crowded."

On Being The Guest Of Honor At An Awards Banquet: "thank You For Making This Day Necessary."