He Hits From Both Sides Of The

Making Predictions Is Tough. Especially For The Future.

Pitching Always Beats Batting — And Vice-versa.

Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets.

Everything Should Be Built Top-down, Except The First Time.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.