It's Not Nice To Make Fun Of

If I've Got The Right Songs, I Can Weave A Spell Over Everyone.

I Do Not Want Any Child In America To Have My Childhood Because It Was Taken Away From Me Because I Just Wasn't Good Enough; Well I Am Good Enough Now.

When I Was Younger, I Ate Nothing But Fried Food. Everything Was Fried, From Oysters To Chicken To Potatoes To Vegetables. When You Die In New Orleans, They Deep Fry You Before They Put You In The Coffin. When We Baptize Children In New Orleans, We Baptize Them With A Bordelaise Sauce; We Don't Use Water.

What If You Can't Do What You Once Did, Like Run And Jump Up And Down? You Can Walk, Which Is Also Good For Your Mind And Mental Attitude. You Can Do Simpler Exercises, Like Getting Up And Down From A Chair Without Using Your Hands. You Can Stay Fairly Flexible. The Most Important Thing Is To Not Become Sedentary.

I've Been Offered Big Money To Promote Machines. And High-protein Diets, When That Was Really Popular. There Was Always Some New Powder Or Diet Plan That Somebody Wanted To Put My Name On.