No One Can Make Fun Of Overweight

I'm The Clown You Take Out Of The Box And Wind Up When You Need A Good Laugh. And Then, When You're Done With Me, I Go Back In My Box.

Every Day You Eat Is Every Day You Have To Work Out.

But If You Pick Up Every Other Magazine, It Is The Peanut Butter Diet, Or The Cabbage Soup Diet, And Then You Go To The Radio And You Hear That You Can Drink Some Solution And You Will Lose Weight Overnight. It Just Does Not Work That Way!

My Parents Always Told Me To Be Myself. I Was Always Funny And Silly As A Kid. And I Would Always Make Them Laugh. And They Always Told Me To Dream Big And Follow Those Dreams.

Truthfully, Everyone Knows How To Eat Right. They Know The Difference Between Oatmeal And A Jelly Cream Doughnut. They Know How To Walk. Everyone Has This In Their Brain. When I Started, We Didn't Have All This Knowledge. Forty Years Ago, I Lost My Weight, But Only By Watching What I Was Eating.