It's Not How You Pick Your Nose,

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

I'm The Greatest Rock And Roll Drummer On The Planet And You Suck.

Prosthetic Head Is Better Than No Head In The Morning.

You Just Can't Pull Out The Gun And Blow The Tv Away Anymore 'cause The Baby Might Be Sleeping.

I Can't Stop Bleeding And I Can't Stop Having Sex With Corpses.