I Get Mad When People Are Against

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means.

I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A Black Belt In Run-fu.

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.

I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To Be Abused At Will.