It's Not Every Day That You Get

Give A Guy A Girlfriend And A Great Job, He Doesn’t Need Therapy.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.

There's Nothing That Reflects Me. I'm Unreflectable!

I Once Stopped To Pick Up A Girl, And Then There Was This Creepy-looking Guy Standing Behind The Bushes Waiting To Jump Out And Get In, Too. So I Just Quickly Drove Away.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.