It's Not Every Day That You Get

Let's Not Forget, I Got Divorced.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.

The Lunch In A Normal American Restaurant Is Very Problematic For Me. I Don't Like To Have Hot Food For Lunch.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

Anytime I'm Involved With Anything That's Well-received, It's A Surprise To Me.