Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?

I Still Think Of That Guy I Was Without A Wife Or Kids, And I Still Want To Entertain That Guy. The Lonely Guy, The Frustrated Guy, The Guy With No Money - This Is The Guy Who Needs To Laugh.

When I Was Living In New York And Didn't Have A Penny To My Name, I Would Walk Around The Streets And Occasionally I Would See An Alcove Or Something. And I'd Think, That'll Be Good, That'll Be A Good Spot For Me When I'm Homeless.

Even Though The National Guard And Army Reserve See Combat Today, It Rankles Me That People Assume It Was Some Kind Of Waltz In The Park Back Then.

Making A Woman Laugh. What Is That About? And The Prettier The Woman, The More Satisfaction I Get. It Doesn't Make Any Sense, But I'm Being Honest.