Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home

People Don't Yell Nasty Things At Actors - They Let Them Continue.

There's Nothing That Reflects Me. I'm Unreflectable!

I Don't Like To Be Out Of My Comfort Zone, Which Is About A Half An Inch Wide.

When I Was Living In New York And Didn't Have A Penny To My Name, I Would Walk Around The Streets And Occasionally I Would See An Alcove Or Something. And I'd Think, That'll Be Good, That'll Be A Good Spot For Me When I'm Homeless.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.