Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.

Sure, Being A Reservist Wasn't As Glamorous, But I Was The One Who Had To Look At Myself In The Mirror.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

Sometimes You Have To Wander A Bit, And Do What You Don't Want To In Order To Figure Out What It Is You're Supposed To Do.