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Trying To Prove You’re Not A Psychopath Is Even Harder Than Trying To Prove You’re Not Mentally Ill,’ Said Tony.

I Am The Neurological Opposite Of A Psychopath, In That I Feel Anxious Almost All The Time. It Must Be Great To Not Constantly Feel Like You’ve Got Someone Living Inside Your Face, Shooting You With A Mini Taser.

My Paranoia Never Ends, But I Haven't Been Paranoid About Being Spied On My Shadowy Forces For Some Time Now.

I Write Funny Nonfiction Adventure Books About Crazy, Serious Worlds.

It Is Slightly Chilling To Realize There Are Rational, Functional People Up There Employed To Spot, Nurture, And Exploit Those Down Here Among Us Who Are Irrational And Can Barely Cope. If You Want To Know How Stupid You’re Perceived To Be By The People Up There, Count The Unsolicited Junk Mail You Receive. If You Get A Lot, You’re Perceived To Be Alluringly Stupid.