It Is An Awful Lot Harder, Tony

Oh, You Know What Bloggers Are Like, They Write And Write And Write. I Don't Know Why, Because They're Not Being Paid.

Of Course There Are People Who Would Like To Eat Breakfast Without The Screams Of Toddlers All Around Them, But Those People Should Get Over Themselves And Stop Being Stuck Up And Idiotic.

I Write Funny Nonfiction Adventure Books About Crazy, Serious Worlds.

The Snowflake Never Needs To Feel Responsible For The Avalanche.

I Wasn't In Any Way A Kind Of Soothsayer Or Not Surprised When Sept. 11 Happened. I Was Absolutely Shocked.