It's Not A Crime To Get Drunk.

A Universal Draft Is Most Often The Instrument Of Third World Dictators.

The Italians Always Made Good Wine, But You Had The Impression They Were Friendly Guys In Straw Hats Running Family Vineyards With Slaves Or Something So That The Vino Was Never More Than Ten Bucks A Bottle.

There Is No Post-9/11. Everything From Now Until The End Of Time Is Post-9/11.

Almost Every Venerable Tradition At A Men's Club Starts Out As A Joke.

Sure-fire Singles Ad: Famous Writer Needs Woman To Organize His Life And Spend His Money. Loves To Turn Off Sunday Football And Go To The Botanical Gardens With That Special Someone. Will Obtain Plastic Surgery If Necessary.