It's Not A Crime To Get Drunk.

Apparently We Love Our Own Cell Phones But We Hate Everyone Else's.

A Universal Draft Is Most Often The Instrument Of Third World Dictators.

Discourse Is Fleeting, But Junk Mail Is Forever.

I Always Remind People Why The Oscars Got Started In 1928: It Was An Effort By The Studios To Suppress The Unions. They Started The Academy Because All The Screenwriters And Directors And Actors Were Unionizing, And They Thought, "we'll Have Something That Resembles A Union, But That's Completely Controlled By The Moneyed Interests In Hollywood." That's What It's Been All These Years. It's Something That Reinforces Hollywood's Image Of Itself. The Best Picture One Year Was Gandhi. Nobody Watched Gandhi, But That's The Kind Of Picture That Always Wins.

I Am A Male Chauvinist. Who's Been Saying Otherwise?