Almost Every Venerable Tradition At A Men's

It's Not A Crime To Get Drunk.

Almost Every Venerable Tradition At A Men's Club Starts Out As A Joke.

The Best Ally You Can Have In Breaking Up A Street Fight Is A Grandmother.

If You Hate What You're Seeing, You Call It Sex And Violence. If You Like It, You Call It "romance And Adventure."

Apparently We Love Our Own Cell Phones But We Hate Everyone Else's.